Slap

Have you ever felt like this.......

A friend greets you with a fake smile and such a fake we-are-still-friends happiness that you want to slap him right across the face in front of all his friends?

I have.

Coversations

here are two interesting miniature conversations I had .

Mr.N called at the store (on a landline) .

Mr.N:hello,How are you?
Hani:IAm fine
Mr.N:Where are you?
Hani:Iam at the place you called me!

Two customers come whom I'll call customer A and customer B and me

Customer A:how much is this shoe for?
Hani:350
CustomerA:and this one?
HAni:350
Customer A:how much is this?
Hani:450
(all this while the customer is releasing air from his mouth,symbolizing costliness)
Customer A: ANd how much is this?
Hani:350
Customer A to Customer B:350 is his favourite number.
Hani: My favorite number is 1 million us dollars.

Dad,customer and me.

Dad to customer:On what date do you get paid?
Customer:29th of each month.
Hani:Does that mean you don't get paid in february?

Obviously

The statistics brought out by the HANI INSTITUTE OF SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR (HISB) shows that
BOYS SUCK!
(or atleast 60% of them do)

Friends?

Name:Hani Arif Hair: Bald Eyes: Myopic Measurements:??-33-?? I was going through the pictures in my pc and realized one thing that over 90% of the pictures in my PC are of my own self and I was to myself: So many pictures of myself!! (Actually, I was like, meri itni zyada tasveerain). And I thought to myself, “no more!” So, it came to light that I was my own favorite SUBJECT.Somewhat like, Iam being paid to shoot myself. If you have read my previous emotional post, and after that if you read the comments, you’d have noticed one thing, that my emotion ran wild and bumped into the heart of someone called a spammer and I got 11 out of 10 comments from Mr.Spammer. Wow dude, am impressed you really LOVE me and you really make me HAPPY! You make me so happy that I want to bust up my own blog! And then laugh about it! Funny thing is that I can’t even delete those comments. The Exams Excuse ain’t doing any good. I still blog every other day. Maybe if no one was reading my blogs and no there were no comments, I would not be writing frequently. But how can that be? Mr.Spammer won’t let that happen. He has to make me write because he is such a big fan of mine, such a big FAN of mine! Sadaf, mars…. you’d know exactly what I mean! (since you two are the only real people who read my blog). But think about this, who else in this beautiful blog community has a fanatic fan like I do? Puts all others to shame!!

Pathetic...eh?

As I write this post, I am feeling a sense of belonging to this blog world and I have fallen in love with blogging. Adrenalin is flowing inside my body. I think of my blog several times a day (read like An apple a day keeps the doctor away).” Life manual” is the happiest place for me now a days. My writing or my expression of (my) thoughts in words is very weird, sometimes I can write incomprehensible sentences, the reason being my not wanting to tell things that I write. I can’t keep them inside and I want to keep them inside but over time I can become a totally comprehensible dude! Having not had a feelings sharing talk with any of my friends for a long time (read like, I am lonely, need to share feelings) (you just read three minus one (read like, two) examples of incomprehensible sentence). Okay, this is getting too much. (read like, …) Just Joking! :) I know it is very early to say this but here it goes: Readers, if I may not be regular with postings for the next 6 weeks (or whenever) please don’t desolate me. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY!

Concret(e)r

The Destructor Of Creation.

Blogging more blogging!

A haircut had been due for me since long as I mentioned in one of my previous posts. I never got the right urge to go last week but I went yesterday and got it done.
I am 50% of a child when it comes to getting a haircut.
Children don’t like to go for haircuts, that’s my 50%.
Also, spending money on a haircut is what I consider overspending. Even though, it’s very cost effective, I make a haircut last with me for a month, whereas I can easily spend twice that amount on one meal in a day.
Now a days the traffic police is in full alert in Qatar, checking violators of traffic laws, the most violations: Failure to use seat belts.
The amount of the fines are accounting up in thousands.makes me wish (keh chaalees, pachaas, police stations he khol lay banda,acha business ho ga)
I am feeling very sleepy, it happens every morning, sleep uses its full force to make my eyelids rest for a while. If it weren’t for writing this blog, I’d be in dreamland.



Aren’t we forgetting something?

The other 50%, perhaps? Is that, I don’t cry when I am taking a haircut. :D

Applause

Clap,clap,clap

I managed to open my book and study.
It's a separate matter that I could only take in 2 pages in three hours,but hey it's a start and Iam happy.Thanks to the people for their advice and optimism.but,but don't think that I was studying in those 3 hours,I daydreamed,I ate an apple etc etc.

I see my crystal ball and predict my next trip to Pakistan is 5 years away.

Tomorrow is Pakistans Independence Day,so salutes to everyone who were involved in its getting freedom and greetings to everyone proud of Pakistan.

Some tunes I recommend for tomorrow.

Maula :vital signs
jazba-e-junoon :junoon
Aye Jawaan:Awaz
Dil se: Haroon
Dil na lagey:Faakhir
Inteha-e-shauq:hadiqa Kiani

happy listening
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Sewer-ma

Warning: If you have eaten anything within the past 2 hours, please come back after your food has been digested, the next few lines might force you to puke.

I had a shawarma a couple of days back. That shawarma was from one from the best shawarmas available in Qatar and I’ve eaten it a lot before. So what was so special about it that day?
That shawarma was special because it smelled like a sewer, as if the contents of it were washed with sewer water (we never know), but it tasted great as always. That day I said to myself I am never going to have that shawarma again but now I know that I will eat it again and I guess I will continue eating it until I get all dark brown in color and start crawling instead of walking and grow two large feelers over my head.

I am waiting for blog.designbysoil.com to resurface soon, all depends on my friend whose the owner/designer/maintainer of the website. I was quite familiar with the functionality of that blog and I now miss being functionally flexible. None of my friends know of this blog compared to everyone knowing about the other blog, I hope one day they will discover this themselves.
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Pray for me

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I don’t know on what measures my life is moving, I don’t have any motivation (this being the reason for my not studying). All of my day is spent in daydreaming schemes about doing this and that and that and this and so on.,”andaaza kariyay” keh my motivation is so low that I am not even motivated enough to enact upon my dreams! Any person willing to motivate me? At least till the examinations, the rest of the period of my life can drag along. Oh yeah! I’d like to point out! [{Q:What is the most important factor of a good photograph? A:My answer is not the camera but the photographer. (It’s not the camera that clicks itself on seeing a subject; it’s the photographer that made it click. The camera just takes care of the quality of the image,not the angle, not the lighting. A subject will look the same with 10 brands of cameras, but a subject will look different if 10 different photographers take a picture of the same subject.) Thankyou for reading this useless Q&A.}] Dear Readers please pray for me ”May God give Hani the light to do something. “

Qatar

I am sitting in Qatar, and I still haven’t gotten to terms with it. First couple of days were entirely boring and I couldn’t think or do anything other than. …SLEEP. The moment I landed in Qatar, my mind got stress laden and the voices around me got meaningless. On top of that, there was a prospect of the never-happened-when-they-were-supposed-to exams. Yes, the same very exams which I mentioned oh-so-many-times in my previous posts on the other blog. Now I am of the thought that the exams would have taken place when they were due because now after a month of not touching any textbook or notebook, nothing from the classes remains in my head. It’s been 1 and a half months since I had my haircut but that’s pretty okay since I am bald and more the length of hair I have the more space they cover and the less bald I look. What is troubling me is the grooming part. That needs to be done! Hopefully will be sitting in for a haircut by the end of the week.
SNIP SNIP SNIP (oooooh) here, baldy, baldy baldy.

Highlights

Pizza:
Chicken Fajita ,Frangoz ,Sialkot

I was wanting more and more of the pizza,after eating it for the first time,Pizza Hut didn't taste as good.

Had a pineapple shake for the first time in my life ,also for the first time had "shareefa" juice and a pina colada one at freddys and one at dunkin donuts.

Went to chamans 3 times and had the same Chaman Special,all the three times.

Got sick in Karachi.

Enjoyed my stay.

Start-up

hello friends,had to create a new blog after blog.designbysoil.com (my other blog) gave up.
Iam back from Pakistan and I needed to let it out to the world.The song which impressed me the most in Pakistan was roxen ...Yaadein.
Iam excited on starting this blog hence I'll just end it up here,because I can't write anything else now...